Friday, 14 April 2017


The guilty pleasure none of us want to have but somehow can't seem to stop ourselves downloading....deleting....then re-downloading. I cringe to admit that I'm part of the generation where this is the dating norm - it's one of those things you kind of hate to love! But if you can't beat them, join them! Here's some of the tinder guys, you defo need to be swiping left to...

1. The "Hey beautiful" one 
Ok Hun bun, let's not pretend you're not trying to sweet talk every girl on here with this. This is f*ckboy for "I can't remember all your names" but I'll leave you with more issues, not even Jeremy Kyle will be able to fix you. Let's not go there. 

2. The recently single one
He'll date you once or twice, then once you're in deep, leave you with some bullsh*t excuse as to how he's just not ready for anything now...but he might be in 6 months time...BOY BYE. 

3. The "I'm just here visiting the UK for a few weeks" one
He'll tell you he wants to see you again and that he'll stay in touch. But girl, he's leaving you and the crappy British weather in the past. 

4. The one with topless pictures of himself
OK...we get that you have an amazing body and you're definitely making me feel bad for eating that last slice of pizza. But your good bod ain't saving you when your chat is dead. Let's not waste our time with the king of all f*ckboys. 

5. The one with the cheesy chat up line 
Girl, you deserve more than someone who copy and pasted the same chat up line to 100 other girls.

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